How To Steal Fowl

How to steal a fowl

Here are the guidelines on how to steal fowl (Chicken), Read and Laugh

Stealing a fowl requires special skill. If you’re caught, you are on your own, From my 20 years of experience, I have combined a guideline to help you in your chosen career


Here are the steps on How to steal a fowl

STEP 1: First locate your Choice fowl and monitor it

STEP 2: Wait till it gets dark, then get ready for some adventure

STEP 3: Wear an oversized shirt and trousers (u will know y later)

STEP 4: Go with a torch.. (flash once in a while)

STEP 5: Make sure you don’t distract the fowls ..don’t allow anyone to see you

STEP 6: Point the torch directly to your fowl’s eyes and make ur move(throw full length)


1: Once you’ve caught the fowl, close the mouth immediately to avoid noise

2: Put the fowl inside your shirt and hold firmly with ur two hands

3: Pretend as if cold is catching you and walk out of that area

4: Go enjoy your work


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